WARNING! THIS IS NOT A BEDTIME STORY
Legend has it there exists a book that eats people.
This is that book!
Many readers have been unable to escape its perilous pages.
But this isn’t that book.
Yes it is!
This is simply a story about that book.
Really. I mean, how could a book
eat people?
So if you’re just dying to know the history of this literary monster, all you have to do is turn the page…
Don’t do it!
